country hand warmer
masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey
guy 1: d-mn my hands are freezing!
guy2: dude, just go with a country hand warmer. it works everytime
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