country matters
old slang term for s-xual relations
the prost-tute had some country matters to tend to.
old slang term for s-xual relations.
i write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote shakespeare on this one.
hamlet: lady, shall i lie in your lap?
ophelia: no, my lord.
hamlet: i mean my head upon your lap.
ophelia: aye, my lord.
hamlet: or did you think i meant country matters?
ophelia: i think nothing, my lord.
hamlet: that’s a fair thought, to lie between maid’s legs.
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