County Mice
a subspecies of hood rats, the county mouse is a person who may be found in suburban areas, living the “thug life”. county mice have infested most non-urban biomes, especially those not already settled into by their superior, the hood rat. the county mice population can be spotted while popping wheelies in parking lots, waiting at the bus stop, or, when on the move, jaywalking. this wild species will seek mates in “thots” and compete for their attention. they typically communicate in their native calls, and tend to partic-p-te in activities of “n-gg-tivity”
jaylen: “look at those ghetto kids over there”
maya: ” i hate county mice”
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