Coupon Sam


a “coupon sam” is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it’s stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.

they are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
hot girl: here’s a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. if you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch

coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it’s free… that’s right, even if he has a 20 on him.

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