Couric
the standard unit measurement for m-ss weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 south park episode “more cr-p”. the european fecal standards & measurements board in zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. it is mentioned in the episode that “one katie couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement”. the original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 courics. it was revealed in october 2007 that the record excrement is in fact bono of u2 fame, which had grown to 80 courics. this explains why bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of sh-t. that same day, american randy marsh set the new record at 100 courics. the record still stands.
me: d-mn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i’m gonna wait till the plane lands.
friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?
me: i hadn’t sh-t all week, i must be constipated..i’m guessing about 6 and half courics.
friend: f-ck man! don’t you know you’re not supposed to fly when on your t-rd trimester?
the standard unit of measure for cr-p, doo doo, feces, etc….from katie couric; it is noted that one katie couric is 2 and half pounds of excrement.
that is a huge cr-p mr. marsh, it weighs in at 8.5 courics!
a unit of measure for fecal matter. one katie couric is equal to approximately two and a half pounds of excrement. (from south park season 11, episode 9.)
1. randy marsh took a cr-p weighing 8.6 courics, beating the previous world record of 7.5 courics.
2. oh man, i feel so much better now, that cr-p felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!
the standard weight measurement of fecal matter.used in south park’s biggest cr-p episode.
whoa! that sh-t is well over 100 courics!
a unit of fecal measurement. a couric is equal to 2.5 fecal pounds.
bono weighs over 80 courics.
the standard measuring unit for human faeces.
1 couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
taken from south park, season 11 episode 9 “more cr-p”.
“it is a tremendous cr-p, mr. marsh. your cr-p officially weighs 8.6 courics.”
“look at the cr-p i took all those years ago. bono is now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 courics in weight. no matter how you look at it, he is still the record.”
the standard unit of measure for fecal matter.
wow! the sh-t i just took is over 30 couric(s)
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