Court Jester
a popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. nickname for one might be “cj.”
literally, the entertainer of the king.
jimmy: “i don’t understand this book!”
tommy: “maybe you should read it…”
jimmy: “thanks, court jester.”
a silly s-x act:
1. a man tells a women he’s about to -j-c-l-t- but henceforth urinates in her v-g-n-l cavity
2. repeat step one in r-ct-m.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
4. finally, proclaim to said female
“you’ve just been court jestered, b-tch!”
phill: “how was last night?”
wes: “awesome man, i court jestered that b-tch!”
phill: “sick dude.”
the simultaneous fisting of a females v-g-n-l and rectal cavity.
also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
i just gave my old lady the court jester and now she’s walking like she sh-t out a watermelon
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