Courtesy Clench
when someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.
rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumb-ss h-t my shoulder. i gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor b-st-rd feel better.
when you are about to take a m-ssive sh-t in a one stall, one urinal bathroom and someone walks in to take a p-ss, so you hold back the full fury of the dump until the uninator leaves the bathroom (either as a courtesy or out of fear of embarr-ssment).
i was about to blow mud, but then someone walked in to take a leak. that courtesy clench almost gave me an an aneurysm!
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