courtesy erection
a selfless occurrence of s-xual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate s-xual acts completely for a woman’s pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.
in lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache i achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.
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