Courtesy Handjob
the type of handjob a guy gets from his good female (or male) friend because, for whatever reason, he is s-xually frustrated and requires release. done as a favor as opposed to an overt s-xual act due to attraction.
note: not to be confused with a handjob your fwb gives you. simply put, a platonic friend gives courtesy handjobs the same way friends spot each other for lunch or give each other rides.
“hey, alyssa, thanks for that courtesy handjob last night. i hadn’t been laid in almost a month and it was killing me. you’re the best!”
“don’t mention it john. i mean, what are friends for? but really, don’t mention it. to anyone.”
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