courtesy napkins


extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.
a: you want these extras for your car?
b: nah, leave ’em here for courtesy napkins.

i didn’t know this burger would be this messy, thank g-d for these courtesy napkins.
that useless little scr-p of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. it’s absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
i’ve got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
a napkin or tissue one takes to their p-rnography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off
d-mn, that dirty fool got his j-zz all over my keyboard, f-cker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin

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