courtesy question
an inquiry under selfish pretense…where the poser of the question is only truly interested in reciprocation so that they may expound upon their experiences.
carissa: how was your weekend?
tim: not bad…yours?
carissa: oh my gosh! i went to the mall on friday…where i got a new dress because i was invited to this wedding on sunday…but sat-rday night i got way too drunk with my friends from college…we went to this bar downtown that had martinis for $4…so on sunday i was really hung over……..
tim (under his breath): f-ckin’ courtesy question
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