Courtesy Reach
a courtesy reach is performed at a restaurant when the waiter presents the check. it’s a reach for the wallet, with a pause, a slight lean in and a quizical look, intended to mislead the person who grabbed the check into thinking that you want to help with the check.
jason was a great help at the meeting and even reached for his wallet at lunch.
q: awesome, was it a quick draw?
a: nope. it was more of a courtesy reach.
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