Courtesy wipe

it is when one wipe their -ss for any number of reason…
after they go to the bathroom and have completed their normal routine in the bathroom. they go on about their day. only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don’t feel clean or they just wanted to.
sometimes you need a courtesy wipe when you get swamp -ss to get rid of the sweaty b-tt crack.
a courtesy wipe can be needed when one has a nasty fart, this is to check for a possible shart.
one can also wipe their -ss any time during the day and this can be consider a courtesy wipe.
a persons inter thoughts: {oh man, that is not feeling right better give myself a courtesy wipe.}

i am sweating like crazy i need a courtesy wipe.

friend a: oh dude you sh-t your pants at least give yourself a courtesy wipe cause that that fart sound way to gross. it had to of been a shart.
friend b: it was not that bad, i guess i will it is a courtesy to do so.

i need a good wiping oh yes a courtesy wipe oh much better feeling nice and clean.
the required wiping of ones own -ss due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.
“dude, it’s hotter than h-ll in here, i gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”
when you are done wiping your -ss after taking a sh-t and you’re not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. this is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank -ss from not wiping enough.
adam: “what is that smell?”
mike: “i don’t know. i don’t smell anything.”
adam: “did you just take a sh-t?”
mike: “yes i did.”
adam: “did you consider a courtesy wipe?”
mike: “what is that?”
adam: “at least we know what that smell is now”
when you take a sh-t and it’s very dry and comes out clean. you know you don’t really have to wipe but do it once anyways. very ideal before athletic events.
dude i just took a huge sh-t and only had to courtesy wipe, i’m gonna break the school record today.
one who needs to go the restroom and re-wipe their -ss, because they did not get it all the first time around.
greg is walking with his friends and spots a public washroom. he says to them wait here, i need to go for a courtesy wipe.
you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your c-ck.
jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal bl-wj-b ever she didn’t even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.