Courtland High School


a high school residing in the spotsylvania county obviously completely warped where they let students run wild onto the fields of the interweb so they can reflect bad grammar and their lack of logic.
some of the student body seem to be raging alcoholics, or will soon be in the future.
their parties aren’t ones to rave about, their shoes are shiny but their personalities aren’t.
i, honestly, would much rather go to the commonwealth governor’s school. :’d
by god, are those courtland kids i see on the internet?!

courtland high school is big and shiny.

courtland high school is big, shiny, and has a colossal parking lot.

courtland high school is big, shiny, has a colossal parking lot, and scary kids that bring guns to school.
noted as the best school in spotsylvania county. has some of the hottest girls and guys and represents the best cl-ss… cl-ss 0f 2006. has the best parties where the cops dont get called and where people dont run through barbed wire in order to escape from the cops. it isnt filled with dirty people who get incredibly drunk and hook up with random guys and then deny it all the next day. not very many people at courtland “pop their collars” and the ones who do… look d-mn good with it popped so all you gay -ss riverbend kids, can basically get on your knees now and kiss my -ss because we all know courtland prevails in everything! oh yeah and for the rest of you riverbend kids who think you’re hot and wanna talk sh-t about courtland kids say something now. at least when we have parties we provide alcohol as where yall rely on the courtland kids to bring it.
d-mn courtland is one tight school i feel bad for all those sorry losers who go to riverbend.
a high school containing mainley a bunch a bunch of b-tches who wont have s-x or drink enough to get drunk and are mad because they dont get invited to the good riverbend parties.
“courtland sucks lets go to a riverbend party with are collars popped even though no one wants us there or invited us”
a school that is obviously oblivious to the fact they arent hot sh-t. they are nothing. they never provide alcohol, and they think running through barbed wire is riverbends fault. stop comin then! we dont need/want you there. you never bring alcohol for us and we never would want to f-ckin ask your b-tch -sses anyway.
hey guys, lets run our mouth about a first year school even tho we have nothing to talk about! lets run our mouths, then go to party with them the next day and act like we give them alcohol when we really dont do sh-t.
a high school with a concentration of gay people that rivals that of san francisco. you think you have seen f-gs? you haven’t seen the courtland kids. a party just isnt a party without one of the h-m-s from courtland showing up with his collar popped and his p-n-s ready for any male -ss. courtland can keep its queers to itself…stay out of the rhs events.
“man there aren’t enough f-gs here at riverbend, i want to go back to courtland”

Read Also:

  • Crackbags

    the br–sts of a crackhead. usually floppy, saggy, etc. droopy nipples are applicable. 1. check out the crackbags on jeanine. looks like two trash bags with brake shoes in ’em.

  • Crackdale

    an area also known as parkdale in downtown toronto, canada. known for its superb crack, high crime/welfare rates and cheap prost-tues. “yooooo, im heading down to crackdale, who wants some cheap queen and lansdowne rock?”

  • Crackesh

    a person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby d-ck, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. “ahhhhhhh, ahhhhh, braaaaa” although it does change to a fat […]

  • Crag Boar

    a boar found in world of warcraft. it is extremly weak. noobs use it to gain levs. often seen dead in large numbers omfg look at all thouse dead crag boars lol!! noob: ohh help plz im getting pwned by a crag boar! me: lol noob!

  • Cramazy

    something so crazy and amazing and crazy that you can’t even begin to understand it. holy cr-p, i just saw inception. it was cramazy.


Disclaimer: Courtland High School definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.