Courtneyed
the act of consuming excess amounts of alcohol to the point one requires hospitalisation.
derived from the folklore of an infamous australian girl.
‘tonight is going to get messy’
‘yeah, tonight we get courtneyed’
hessle slang for a person who has drunk way to much alcohol and is in urgent need of patty, chips and peas. the only known cure is to stay in ones room, turn off all the lights, shut the blinds/curtains and sleep for up to 2 days.
“mate i woke up with such a hangover this morning”
“no sh-t pal, you were courtneyed”
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