courve
cour ve (core vah) noun, from yiddish-1. any not jewish woman that is a wh-r-, sl-t, easy, etc
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a ‘street walker’
3. any of the above that a jewish mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant
rose: i know it’s none of my business, but is that eugene with that courve sue?
sylvia: oy gevalt! peh! it is…that dirty wh-r-. his lovely mother will have a m-ssive coronary!
eugene: ma, what did you think of sue?
ma: lovely girl. does she work in the circus?
eugene: ma…?
ma:…after all, so much with the make-up. and that perfume! not to mention that get up!
ma: (clutching her kerchief) so, eugene?
eugene: what is it ma?
ma: it’s good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy…
eugene: look ma, she’s not ‘healthy’ she’s pregnant and i’m going to marry-
ma: oy vey! oy gevalt! a shande on our family! my heart…
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