cous-cous change
when you go into a shop and they give you all of your change in 1p, 2p, 5p and you just wanna kill them
tesco dude : here’s your change
-1p,2p,5p’s-
me: wtf dude i dont want cous-cous change!?! i cant pay for a fancy dinner with cous-cous change
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