Cousin Oliver’d
cousin oliver’d is related to a cousin pam’d. being cousin pam’d is “when a male and female are having s-x and another man reveals himself and inserts his p-n-s into the woman’s -n-s without her consent, the woman, at first is not happy, but after a while realizes she thinks it feels good”.
being cousin oliver’d is when you are having s-x & another man out of nowhere inserts his p-n-s into your -n-s. at first you are not happy & after a while….you are still not friggn happy.
just like when they introduced us to cousin oliver on the brady bunch. we didn’t like that little jinxing b-st-rd when he showed up at the brady’s house & we didn’t like that bowl cut john denver looking dwarf when the show was canceled.
while having s-x with my man, his friend came in from out of nowhere & stuck his d-ck in my -rs-. i was all freaked out & they told me not to worry that i was only being cousin pam’d. after a few moments i decided i was actually being cousin oliver’d.
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