Cousin Vinny
1. find the short youtube clip of joe pesci in the movie my cousin vinny in which he tells the judge: “everything that guy just said is bullsh-t. thank you.”
2. post it in a facebook comment underneath someone else’s comment who is completely full of sh-t.
instead of spending precious hours of your life arguing with someone and getting frustrated, this is a much more effective way to deal with the situation. cousin vinnying someone is an extremely useful tool to silence any overly-argumentative, napoleon-complex toting, extremely insecure facebook friend who constantly feels the need to share his worthless opinion, doesn’t know what the f-ck he’s talking about, and doesn’t know how to shut the f-ck up. feel free to use it liberally and prevent these c-cksuckers from wasting everyone’s time.
example:
guy 1: everything is everything and things are changing in life and physics…
guy 2: (posts cousin vinny clip) you just got cousin vinny’d b-tch!
guy 1: (too startled to say anything else)
guys 3, 4, & 5 thinking to themselves: thank god someone finally shut up that obnoxious -sshole.
a kid who can’t hold his liquir. goes to vist-t a school and throws up all over the place. also talks about his d-ck alot. a real f-g, they all go to mount st. joes in baltimore.
you: did u see that kid throwing up
them: yop just a regular cousin vinny
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