cover beer
the beer you carry around, but don’t drink, to ensure that no one else offers you another; usually when you’ve “had enough”
person: how did you manage not to get trashed like everyone else last night?
you: i had my cover beer around the end of the night.
or
friend: how about another beer?
you: nah, cover beer.
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