Covernight
a night in which you have the covers over your head. usually for a. hidden masturbation, b. your shield against ghosts and the darkness of your room (a cellphone or light-emitting device most likely used for additional brightness) or c. to block out noise even your closed door can’t prevent (50% of the time from your parent’s bedroom). like this, you have easy access to a clothes-free sleep.
dave: bro, this movie we’re watching is the f-cking scariest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
jim: yeah, looks like tonight’s gonna be a covernight… can’t risk spotting a ghost in the corner of my room.
lisa: oh my gosh, i just can’t touch myself without having a fear that my parents are gonna walk in on me!
emily: try making it a covernight.
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