covfefegate
covfefegate
verb
to make an innocuous mistake but, through pride, attempt to convince people that it was a calculated move that outsiders simply cannot understand.
person 1: “nice trip!”
person 2: “trip? you didn’t see me dodge that pigeon?”
person 1: “i saw you trip! don’t covfefegate”
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