cow eyes


a friendly way to desribe friends with giant eyes that pop out of their skull.
8-o
wow, ben has really big cow eyes!
an alternative to puppy dog eyes or big sad eyes
lily : d-mn girl how did you get past your dad in that skirt !?!?

amber : hehe i just said daddy pleaseeeeee and threw him the cow eyes

lily : haha works every time!
a cow eye is the “over-the-shoulder look” you receive from a female partner during doggie-style v-g-n-l s-x, by surprising her with -n-l intercourse without prior notice.
i thought she was loose banging her doggie-style, so i stuck it in her -ss, unannounced. she gave me the “cow eye”.
how a females eyes look when she attempts to look in the eyes of the person she is giving a bl-w j-b.
don’t give me cow eyes, watch what you’re doing.
the act of intentionally lowering one’s eyelids halfway (in a cow-like manner) when looking upon someone with boredom, anger, or disgust
“oh my god history cl-ss was so boring today”
“yeah it gave me the biggest cow eyes”

“have you tried talking to that new girl?”
“yeah but she just did cow eyes at me and walked away”
when a man loves a woman they do a sweet thing called making love. although to consemate such actions a bj may be demanded by the greedy lover (man), now a cow eye is when c-m is shot into eye of the poor unsuspecting girl.
that sl-t had a cow eye hah

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