Cow Funk
dirty, s-xy, sp-cey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow b-ss lines and laid back rhythms.
the respectable equivalent of “bow-chicka-wow-woww.”
“whenever my lady friend and i get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk.”
“i never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a phish concert tape from 1997.”
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