cow punch
another term for cowpoke or ranch hand. someone who works to wrangle cattle.
in his youth, he worked as a cow punch on a ranch in idaho.
an event created by sir r.b the great. consists of going to the field in the summer and punching as many cows as you can in a minute.
riley “hey doug, you going to cow punch brah?”
doug “no doubt man”
cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)
2.the same meaning as donkey punch but v-g-n-ly instead of -n-ly
3.(cow-puncher) an idiot or b-tch wuss pansy
plural cow punched
1.im gonna cow punch you
2.you ho’s donkey punch screw that i cow punch.
3.you freakin cow-puncher
where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. this works on women too.
guy 1: so my chick was knocked up.
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: i cow punched the b-tch son!
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