Cow Slut
a cow sl-t is a sl-tty cow, it’s normally a cow who tends to wear a skirt so short it looks like a belt. she sleeps with everyman she knows, even her dad ~(the bull)~
just kidding, a cow sl-t is an amazing persooon who everyone wants to be friends with?? nah, most people are cow sl-ts. i know i am and i’m sure as heck you are too! nomnomnom-with-a-bit-of-omnommonnomom-on-the-side <3 anyone who knows a cow sl-t is an 'effing leg-end <3 the end
girl one: "you're not a cow, so i can't call you a cow"
girl two: "ahem"
girl one: "i think sl-t suits you better"
girl two: "ahem!!! i prefer cow :-|"
girl one: "okkay...cow sl-t"
neither way, girl two could win
~or~
guy one- "woahhh she's fit."
guy two- "no way dude, she looks like a f-cking cow"
guy one- "more like a sl-t"
guy one and two- "oh-my-f-cking-allah (see omfa omfa ) it's a cow sl-t!!! <3
cow sl-t (kou sluht)
an expired cougar who has to resort to tricks on "crack street" to survive.
that cow sl-t ruined too many men and now she's on skid row.
a sl-t who likes to boink cowboys.
see: katy
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