cow spanker
though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a s-xual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
“hey hows micheal doing did you get with him”
“oh ya i did he’s such a f-cking cow spanker”
a dairy farmer or stockman. (new zealand origin)
the man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (american origin)
“forget going to this place called walmart…i’ll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk”. (nz)
guy one: “d-mn…that sucks for john.”
guy two: “why…because he has to stay late?”
guy one: “no…he’s the cow-spanker this week…”
guy two: “he is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!” (american)
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