cow tippin


getting a large group of drunken sods to tip a cow on its back in the middle of the night.
hey am p-ssed lets go cow tippin
a drunken, atempted to tip a cow from the standing position on to it’ s side and/or back. most often another exscuse to go out and get even more hammared.
judd: hey buud lets go cow tippin’
stan: alright, i’ll swing by and grab some more beer from sal’s.
judd: okay… (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
when you’re on vacation (or out of town), you f-ck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. usually done to fat or socially unattractive chicks.
not a lot of hot chicks in here tonight. guess i’ll be cow tippin’ tonight.
seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.
q:”i’m gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?”
a:”h-ll yeah, i’m goin’ cow tippin’ tonight, baby!”

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