Cowbell Day.
noun –
a celebration of the cowbell. {every april 5}
on cowbell day, you always must add more cowbell.
always.
john – “hey, did you bring the yellow and green m-ffin tops sprinkled with iron for the cowbell day festival?”
jake – “i sure did. did you remember your elmos slippers?”
john – “yep”
jake – “and if marry brings candyland, this will be a great cowbell day.”
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