cowboy beer


cowboy beer is beer that has been through at least one set of kidneys. a cup of beer p-ss, to be blunt. thrifty cowpokes have long known that one can fill up their mug on the cheap from an unflushed toilet or urinal in a beer-sloshed country/western bar. odds are good that drinking this “cowboy beer” will make the drinker tipsy. studies say that alcohol potency is increased when p-ssed through a set of kidneys, so grab a mug, buddy!
trey left his wallet at home, so he drank cowboy beer all night at the honky bar, listening to ‘achy breaky heart’ on the jukebox.

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