cowboy dan


a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he’ll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says “i’ve got mine but i want more” then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says “god if i have to die, you will have to die.”
he didn’t move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately
“cowboy dan’s a major player!”
reference to a character from a modest mouse song, yet as of late has come to resemble a persistent yet handsome idiot who has limitless amounts of hope and confidence in a situation dest-tute of hope; pr-ne to drunken fits of rage and indecency
dude, that cowboy dan broke my windshield last night
a random person that shows up to your house party uninvited and tries to steal booze.
you: what the f-ck, did cowboy dan just steal my jack daniels?
the action of sticking your fingers up someones b-tt as a joke and saying cowboy dan
he cowboy danned me 9 times last night.

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