cowbra
this is an uncommonly featured creature that has the face of a cow, and the stripes of a zebra. it also makes a very comfortable cushion. it’s true species is often debated by those who are quick enough to spot one in their natural habitat (ess-x).
liane: jokes. where’s the cowbra?
jon: it’s a zebrow, dammit.
ash: dudes, it’s on the chaise-longue!
fav: booker mate.
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