Cowelling


when the outline of a gentleman’s junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario simon cowell.
his spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

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