cowie


geordie word for ecstacy
giz a cowie
an astronomical unit of measurement that is used by astrophysicists and theoretical scientists. it measures the singular gravitation at a single point in sp-ce realative to the summation of all bodies of m-ss that lay within pull of the specific point. the unit is based on a number of m-ss bodies, as the number approaches infinity, that affect the gravitation on a singular point. the unit specifies that the summation as the number approaches infinity of m-ss bodies lay at a distance of 1.00-10^7 km in any given direction, thus making the point of reference the center in a circle of raduis 1.00-10^7 with the outerline defined by an infinity number of m-sses all with m-ss of 1-10^20 kg.
the point force on the particle, in cowies, is 3000 cowies, or 3 killacowies.
used in north yorkshire. a word to describe something when you can’t remember what its called.
lad 1: ‘give us one of them cowies ova yonder’
lad 2: ‘what a cuc-mber?’
lad 1: ‘aye’
a yorkshire term for cocaine
‘that bags full of chalk powder, not cowie mate, youve been jipped
fat cow
look, it’s cowie from weforums! fat cow!
a w-e forums loser. loves evil steve. obsessed with cows. probably s-xually
hey! i’ve heard your a cowie!
rajahs my b-tch
rajah is cowies’ b-tch

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