cox sucker
someone who is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money to get internet from c-x cable.
“my whole house is filled with c-x, and it’s one of the best experiences of my life. but they keep raising the price. they started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, i feel like a c-x sucker! i’m not a c-x sucker! i don’t wanna pay that kind of money, and if you’re fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a f-cking c-x sucker! don’t be one!”
tarrant he loves the c-x
tarrant sux d-ck
look up h-m-s-xual
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