coyfh
when you are chatting with someone online, and they are being an -sshole or really annoying you say coyfh, which means cut off your f-cking hands.
friend: omg the ps3 trophy’s are coming out and they are going to be so bad -ss
you: dude, coyfh, you know its just a rip off of xbox achievements.
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