Coyote

a person who smuggles immigrants into america and they come from any given country for a small fee to cross into the united states. they make very good money doing it. (average per person $1200)
juan 1: did you make it across with a coyote?
juan 2: no acrossed on my own this time.
a small dog, canis latrans, native to north america, known for using everything from canyons to tactical nuclear weapons to catch roadrunners.
now this is a little coyote-and-roadrunner.
this occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty woman and you know you’ve got to give her the slip. however, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. can be very painful.
what happened to your arm, man? aww, i hit it off with this chick when i was drunk and i had to coyote myself in the morning…
a person who illegally smuggles people across boarders of countries.
“we paid a coyote a hundred bucks a piece to get us in to the united states”
call off your old tired ethics (c.o.y.o.t.e.), a s-x workers’ rights organization. originated in san francisco in the 1970’s. has led the fight to decriminalize prost-tution around the world. chapters still exits across the u.s.
c.o.y.o.t.e. supports the rights of people to engage in prost-tution without being arrested or stigmatized.
these are the male counter parts to cougars. usually newly divorced you can tell this by the fact that they will use the same lines they did in the 1980’s and only reference things like sonny crockett from miami vice. typically they are a very aggressive angry sort that wants fresh meat and can be easily spotted in there members only jacket or light pastel t shirts with a blazer over it. they lurk in the clubs and will try to impress a puma or other naive young women into going home with them. there tactics typically include mentioning that the wife is gone, driving a nice car, and miami vice. they drink very non manly drinks like michelob ultra, pink squirrels, and some form of a martini typically a cosmo. traveling in groups of 2 or 3 they can be seen causing a ruckus and b-tching about the new music that is being played.
oh man look at the coyotes that just walked into the bar.
“singing dog” this wolf like canine occupies most of north america, they have become a problum in urban areas due to thier feeding habits.
the coyotes call can be heard over the hill, bring in the cat so they dont get it.

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