coyote ugly

a situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a s-xual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man’s arm. the hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.

also a feature motion picture from producer jerry bruckheimer about a number of fairly attractive women who work in a city bar that features ruckus tease-like behavior. film t-tle is in reference to definition above and vague attempt by filmmakers to be hip.
holy sh-t, man, that chick is coyote ugly!
as above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. i thought i might add what my dad calls “double coyote ugly” where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she’ll be looking for a one armed man.
waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your s-xual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. the only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.
dude, that girl you picked up at the bar was coyote ugly.
adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can’t see it.
phase 2-(two-bagger) so d-mned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your “conquest” from the night before.
when i’m a little drunk i’ll hit on a one-bagger.
when i’m really drunk i’ll settle for a two-bagger.
when i can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will i accept coyote ugly.
the reason any man would find himself in this predicament is because she was a “2” at 10 and a “10” at 2.
coyote ugly is another reason to drink responsibly or this may happen to you too.
it describes a situation when you wake up to someone so ugly, that you want to gnaw off your arm to get away.
dude, that girl is coyote ugly.
1. place

the bar came before the movie. it is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. movie

a story about a jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in new york.

3. situation/person/decision

see other definitions – waking up next to someone so ugly you’d rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. yo, coyote ugly is my favorite bar! i got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o’clock!

2. hey did you see coyote ugly? it actually has a plot!

3. ugg i woke up to coyote ugly this morning!

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