Coyote’ing
this phenomenon occurs when you really really need to take a sh-t and are in close proximity to a toilet facility. your sub-conscious mind sees said porcelain and tells your -sshole its okay to let go, and so the little pooh starts to slide out. your conscious mind panics, as do you, and you immediately tighten up and pull the little fellow back in. this battle continues with the t-rd peeking in and out of your -sshole like a nervous coyote on the look out from his hidey hole. hence this is a verb of the word coyote.
“i needed a sh-t so bad i was coyote’ing all the way down the hallway”
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