Cozy Joe
s-xual act consisting of inserting your large toe snuggly into the opening of your partners -n-s or v-g-n-. similar to fingering, but less deep and a tad more surprising. it is usually criticized as ‘not being very pleasurable,’ and most often described as just like, ‘having a toe up your v-g-n-,’ for general lack of a better description.
friend: “did you take that girl to see the shining last night?”
you: “yeah, it got pretty intense. right as jack torrance shoved his head through the door, i slipped my foot up her skirt for a cozy joe.”
friend: “did she take it like a champ?”
you: “she didn’t answer any of my calls after that…”
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