CPD
crazy p–p drunk. the state of being drunk to the point of crazy p–pness.
frank: what do you wanna do tonight?
joe: lets get cpd!
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compulsive procrastination disorder ( cpd ) – is a clinical psychological disorder, in which procrastination cannot be avoided. the diagnosed will find any means necessary to procrastinate.
-phone rings-
guy 1: ” h-llo ”
caller: “hey man, it john, you still game for study sesh tonight ? ”
guy 1: ” uh… sorry man, my mom just called, she needs a foot rub”
caller: “dude, you have a problem, you need to get real. cpd is not cool man, not cool.”
the multiple instances of the california police department.
i managed to escape one, but the rest of the cpds were able to track me down.
this is what people from columbus, ohio call the columbus police department (usually a police car, or patty wagon)
“oh sh-t, n-gg- put that blunt down, and put your seatbelt on, cpd comin’ driving towards us.
crazy piner dyk-. them b-tches is crazy and you definently dont want to start a fight with one.
crystal cahoon is one cpd
cpd means “cr-p pad day.” pad cr-p happens when a player of itg or ddr gets a bad judgement score, whether it is a miss or a way off. this usually happens on bad machines or ones that aren’t kept well.
“hey david, how was your day?” – josh
“oh, it was a cpd.” – david
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