CPFR
an acronym for cost per f-ck ratio. cpfr is calculated by deviding the amount of money you have spent to get lucky by the number of times you actually got lucky with a given person.
english james: how are things with fiona?
bobby: great! i bought some ice cream for 7 bucks and got laid twice so my cpfr is only $3.50!
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