CPG

chubby punk girls
this is an abbreviation of ones fetish with chubby girls and punk girls. there is no such thing as cpg p-rn but it wouldn’t hurt to try looking at pictures on your cellular phone then giving it to your friend and them putting it all over the internet.
chubby punk girls (cpg) getting f-cked
chubby punk girls (cpg) getting f-cked in the -ss
crazy party girl
the hottest, wildest, drunkest, most fun girl you’ve ever met.

cpg originated on the mainline around 2008 thanks to the academy of notre dame’s own hem. she marketed this word through the thick green bracelets that the “cool” girls weren’t caught dead without. cpg didn’t only stand for crazypartygirl but it stood as an iconic symbol of mainline prep/money/fun/style. cpg began to be a word thrown around as a pseudonym for popular kids who partied on the weekend (or in avalon in the summers). let’s just say, if you weren’t a cpg you were dying to be one.

however it later was used to speak ironically about ones idiotic friends and their drunk faux pas.
cpg was an everyday word, thus tapering off into the abyss of useless acronyms
in 2008:

girl 1: holy sh-t, they get drunk every weekend in that prep guys bas-m-nt when his parents are home.
girl 2: i know i hear they all make out in the home theater.
girl1: true cpgs

in 2010:
(friend pukes into a mcdonalds bag while walking through wayne pa)
girl 1: (says to puking friend) haha stop being a cpg!
acronym for chicago power grab. used by anyone south of i-80 or by any non chicagoan. typically a negative term used in a political sense, when a city area politician p-sses legislation that will benefit the city, but will not benefit the rest of the state. recently used by chicagoans as a positive rallying cry whenever a chicagoan gets more power.
that m-ssive road bill is a freaking cpg!
i heard you have been selected into the commission, h-ll yeah-cgp!
c-ck pounding g-ddess
see that chick at the bar? she is a cpg.
cell phone gay – when someone is with another person or group of people and they are glued to thier cell phones ignoring everything around them.
g-d get rid of the cellphone you’re acting like such a cpg
rondout group of straight gangsters who owns everyone who messes with them.people in the c.p.g are the freaking coolest people ever…

i would difine c.p.g (tell you what it stands for) but we’re way to cool for that so suck on a chode.
“c.p.g freaking owns all oh my god they are so cool, i want them all to stuff me”
“check them out on mysp-ce”
the initials of a guy that is gayer than gay. i can’t name him on this site or it won’t go. but, instead of saying gay, say cpg! on a scale of george michael to elton john, cpg is the highest degree of gay you can be.
“dude, they fired me for that! how gay!”

“cpg!”