cps
child protection services is s federally funded organization who’s primary goal is kidnapping children from poor families. this agency which hides its real self behind the very children it seeks to cause harm too. at least 80,000 children disappear from there care every year that are never seen again.
as a cps case worker personal experience with children would be against our organizations interests.
c-mshots per second
a s-xual arousal measuring scale.
that girl is totally a 5 cps.
child protective services. the cps investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
my mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the cps came and almost had my kids taken away. that f-cking woman just won’t quit!
c-ck punching state-trooper. a terribly corrupt officer.
“he’s a cps…. i know from personal experience….. twice”.
comedy purposes
i hit that guy in the face, for cp’s.
“crusty pleasure sock” that nasty old tube sock you mop up your w-nk-j-zza with….you know the one.
f-ck! i forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
casual party s-x
did you hear about how that girl engaged in cps last night?
company paid sh-t – when you need to p-ss some time at work, take a sh-t and p-ss the time all while getting paid.
where did kacey go? she’s not in her office.
she went to go take a cps, i can smell it from downstairs.
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