Crab Dipper
a s-xual act where a man pulls the skin of his b-lls over his d-ck so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman’s v-g-n-.
“jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper.”
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