crab fishing


the act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prost-tutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many stds.
guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
guy 2: i ended up crab fishing and now my b-lls have swelled twice their size.
guy 1: sweet
having s-x with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the s-xually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
“after the fight, i spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but i got nothing. maybe next season.”

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