crab sex
when an arthritic man and a woman love each other very much they have crab s-x. it is called crab s-x as the arthritic man will only move awkwardly sideways, not up or down.
guy1: (pauses game of quietpes)whats that noise coming from upstairs?
guy2: thats my housemate with his girlfriend
guy1: that doesn’t sound right, he’s doing it wrong.
guy2: no he’s got arthritis remember, it’s crab s-x
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