Crab Spin
throwing a dead prost-tute (beaten to death) into a body of water smaller than a river. see lobster toss. may involve shere khan from talespin.
the ghost of chester arthur: woooooo!
steven tyler: whoa, this is some f-cked up peyote!
the ghost of chester arthur: can i use your outhouse?
steven tyler: sorry, man. did a little crab spin in there earlier.
the ghost of chester arthur: sh-t, where am i gonna toss my b-tch?
both: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
steven tyler: how would you like to give the lead singer of aerosmith a handjob?
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