Crab Swaggering
when f-cking r-t-rds that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their b-ss or guitar. resembles sh-tting your pants. also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
guy one: why are they all sh-tting their pants like that?
guy two: they aren’t, they’re just crab swaggering.
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