Crabapple Nipples
when the b-mps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple
ryan “i just had my annual lay”
richard “did she have nice t-ts?”
ryan “nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one”
richard “that is what you call crabapple nipples”
paul “how is sarah doing anyways?”
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